Corporate Vanity Metrics

Scott Lacey is a designer. An illustrator. A musician. A poet. An artist. A lover. And a menace to unwary long-stemmed wine glasses. After 30+ years of experience in the design industry, Scott has forgotten more about design than the most of us will learn in a lifetime (and we're desperately hoping he'll remember some of it soon!). To those around him, Scott is the living embodiment of Fingerspitzejngefühl.

Cam Rogers has grown up with a love a comics and graphic novels. As a kid he especially loved Popeye the Sailor man. He loved how Popeye used his superhuman strength (derived from eating spinach) to defend his sweetheart Olive from the black-bearded bully, Brutus. So inspired was he, that he has become the UX equivalent of Popeye: using his superdesign strength (derived from feeling empathy) to defend his sweetheart users from dark-patterned interaction paradigms everywhere! He has even grown up to look remarkably like Popeye, minus the tats!